Neurotically Yours: Episode # 062: Passion Of The Zombies
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...qué ver, "La pasion de Jesus" o "el Amanecer de los Zombies" ???¡¡¡...
The PASSION OF THE ZOMBIES ...Abajo teneis el guión de este episodio por si no entedeis bien a la ardilla que habla demasiado rapido...
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Foamy:
all right, what do you want to see? The ‘Passion of the Jesus’, or ‘Dawn of the Zombies’?
Germaine:
Well, from what I hear, the passion of the Jesus was like, a whole religious experience. It’s supposed to be a really deep, but emotional film. But then, ‘Dawn of the zombies’, has Zombies. And Zombies are always cool.
Foamy:
Let us weigh the options, shall we? Jesus is sub-titled, and you can’t understand the language. But ‘Zombies’, has babbling dead people, which you can’t understand. Hmm. Both movies have a lot of blood, both movies have angry mobs, both movies, have people, who come back form the dead. So, basically, it’s the same thing.
Germaine:
Well, mmm, it’s not really the same thing.
Foamy:
Yes, it is. Only ‘Dawn of the Zombies’ has more people coming back from the dead, whereas ‘Jesus’ only has one. Jesus. And ‘Zombies’ probably has more explosions.
Germaine:
But ‘Jesus’ has miracles.
Foamy:
Oh, yeah? What kind of miracles?
Germaine:
The whooole.. water to wine thing, and probably some other stuff…
Foamy:
Hmm. Water to wine, or exploding Zombies. Wine, exploding zombies. Hmmm.
Germaine:
(A-tcha) Just pick one!
Foamy:
How about we watch Zombies, but sneak in to see Jesus.
Germaine:
Uuunhh… just in case there IS a heaven and a hell, I’m not sneaking in to see a film about Jesus.
Foamy:
Hneh. You think Jesus would send you to hell? Over sneaking into a religious film?
Germaine:
Who knows? Ever read the Bible? He’s usually forgiving, but can be pretty vengeful if you piss him off. Last thing I need to do is burn in hell for eternity because I snuck into a Jesus film.
Foamy:
Hneeh, I guess you’re right. Unless you know for sure, it’s best to stay on the safe side?
(Germaine Burps)
Foamy:
So ‘Zombies’ it is! Give me a ticket for the Zombies!
Germaine:
Forgive him, father, for he knows not what tickets he has purchased.
Foamy:
Yeah, I do! See! ‘Dawn of the Zombies’.
(End)
Foamy: (Singing) Zombie, zombie, zombie, I want to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, I’m going to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, bum, bum, bum, bum, ….
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
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